Not sure you're ready to deal with the dark side? Perhaps you want the White Unicorn instead. Done picking your team and just want to jinx someone? Go to the original Ask the Black Unicorn.
"Magic 8 Ball" code by Tony Kepler; this version modified from one copyright © 1997-2000 A Girl's World Productions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Sadly, the "Good vs. Evil Unicorn" Play Set is not currently available at Archie McPhee. Go shop there anyway.